wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
literally me every single second i am awake
a 24/7 diner for queer people
when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance
the level at which rihanna doesnt give a fuck is so inspiring
IS EVERYONE REBLOGGING FOR THE DOUGHNUT OR THE LITTLE GIRL
The last picture is the face of fear.
no that last picture is him wondering if he had a kid without knowing it