Does someone have a twix because i need a moment




girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.


  • My therapist: Look at nature. Look at flowers. We never walk into our garden and say "Oh wouldn't that flower be so much more pretty if it were taller? Or red instead of pink?" No, we don't. Because nature was created perfect just as it is. And so are we. We are part of nature, we are how we're meant to be, we are perfect just as we are.



tokomon:

literally me every single second i am awake


billiamswheatdown:

lilkimbra:

a 24/7 diner for queer people
henny’s

image


rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 



graceespooks:

the level at which rihanna doesnt give a fuck is so inspiring


freeloaderofficial:

i3tyler:

IS EVERYONE REBLOGGING FOR THE DOUGHNUT OR THE LITTLE GIRL

yes

freeloaderofficial:

i3tyler:

IS EVERYONE REBLOGGING FOR THE DOUGHNUT OR THE LITTLE GIRL

yes


theonewhosawitall:

emilylouiserichardson:

The last picture is the face of fear.

no that last picture is him wondering if he had a kid without knowing it